Weber.
Summady asked how to pronounce my last name.
“Vay-burr”
LOL. Vay like may. Burr like…fur.
I’ve met some real Germans (hrhrhr, like the ones from Germany) in my life and they said it’s pronounced as “vay-buh”. I prefer “vay-burr”.
@lovethepaparazzi
QUICK! What hurts more: a kick in the balls or menstrual cramps and PMS? D: I`m asking this because I got into a fight with one of my guy friend a while ago. =))) Woooshoo. -lovethepaparazzi
Dude, a kick in the balls. Have you ever had your ovaries punched? Of course not but I’ve had mine ~hit~ (don’t ask…I think those were my ovaries) and the closest I can liken the pain to is the pain when you’ve just had your tongue pierced and you eat ensaymada without tilting your head to the side/chewing the food in one side of your mouth. It feels like your tongue’s being torn apart.
:D
+painkillers or a widdle ~*~love~*~ can mitigate period pains!
FormSpring Q
I’m guessing this is somewhat urgent (heh).
Hi! just want to ask how did you change your tumblog URL into .com, and if it is for free. Thanks a lot! :D
A dotcom domain name costs about $9/year. You set the URL in Tumblr’s customize window (info tab, I think) and then set the domain name’s A-Record to Tumblr’s. Something like that.
FormSpringFriday
HELGA = epitome of beauty + brains. I really admire you for that, plus you have awesome taste in music. <3
Hee, I just had to tell you.
-annedrogynous
Herroooooooooooo! Haha, thank you, you’re very sweet <333
whats your favorite song?
Err, it’s hard to pick one, that’s like asking if I like my right eye better than my left (ooh, lame analogy, heh). Can I just pick my favorite song from my top 5 lastfm artists (excluding Tinted Windows)?
(Yes, Helga, you may.)
Hanson - Madeline
Sufjan Stevens - A Loverless Bed (w/o Remission)
Death Cab For Cutie - Photobooth
Animal Collective - My Girls
Broken Social Scene - Swimmers
FormSpringFriday
I’m obviously ripping off the weekly thing @vivatregina has going on, heh. Unless superduperurgent, all FormSpring messages will be replied to every Friday!
hi there! i find you hilarious! nakakatawa lang panglalait mo sa mga boblaks na nilalang because lord know theres a TON of ‘em around. haha.
and your very purrty too. :)
Hrhrhrhr, thank you =)
Centimosa here. Stole the gas mask from one of our school’s laboratory.
BTW. You seriously crack the hell out of my brother, sister, and me.
IDK why some people just do not get it.
Here’s a lovemail for ya!
BOBDAMNIT we never had gas masks at school labs…well, Miriam College didn’t have a science lab lol. Thanks, darlhengsz! <3<3
You are awesome. I love how you’re not pa-demure/pa-virgin like some people here. <3
Hehe. I seriously think being a virgin or holding out isn’t anything special =p
O HaI ThUr! Me lIkEy u a lOtS YkNoW? u tAkE PrEtTy pReTtY FiKsHuRs eN Ur mY IdOlZ. rAkOn hElGa! KtNxZtArVuCkZ!
UI! MaY pEpPeRm1nT m0ChA nAh Za ZtArVuCkZ! SuSyALaN TiEm!
What do you have going for you that’s not superficial or tied to your boyfriend’s future/money?
What have you accomplished IRL?
When are you coming to LA to meet your boyfriend?
When is your boyfriend introducing you to his family and friends IRL? Not even online?
I know who you are.
hello. im just curious. what is project 365?
Hai! It’s a year-round photography project; You can start any day and the only rule (which can be broken, of course, as the point is to have fun) is that you take one photo a day for 365 days! Some people take a photo of anything that signifies that day, some people take self-portraits (like me), some people have themes (like 365 days of bokeh, 365 days of my doll). It’s really fun but it takes a lot out of you.
hai. for some reason this reminds me of you:
http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslrwkB5CH1qz4f43o1_500.jpg
OMG hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe too funnehkyotkitteh
Your entries always make my day. You’re one of my girl crushes. Hrhr.
Tehrhrhrhrhr, thank youuuu.
Do you e-stalk your BF’s exxxxxxxxxxs?
Nooooo. He’s friends with all his exes, he volunteers updates on them. I only e-stalk my crushes and his bibi nephew hrhr.
Ooh, Hello Hater
Poor Helga, delusing herself even when reality comes slapping her in the face. I did suggest that you meet LA Ken, in LA. I did not suggest that you meet him for the first time you delusional loser. I suggested you come see his apartment, live his everyday life, meet his real life friends and family. And at this stage in your relationship you should have met each other’s mom and dad and siblings, otherwise you are kidding yourselves. So, any real answers to my questions or are you still avoiding reality?
Dear person who knows nothing about my relationship except the snippets I post on my blogs and Flickr,
While I am a very public person, the boyfriend is not. I respect that.
PS: I’ve met his dad, he took me to meet him New Year’s 2007. He’s met my folks, brother, and extended family. We’ve met each other’s friends.
PPS: I don’t have a US visa.
LOL at you,
Helga
Formspring #21
O Hai! Youz pretty. Me wants to keep youz in my pocket foreveerrr!
Yay, I can be close to your titi or your pikpik!
Birth control pills. Kailangan ba “match” sa body mo para maging effective? Or you can just randomly buy them from the drugstore w/o askin your ob-gyne?
My body’s never really been the sensitive one so I took Tri-Nordiol, a low-hormone BC (I think most BC pills are OTC. Tri-Nordiol is less than 300 pesos), without consulting with an ob-gyne.
This reminds me: I need to get back on birth control lol.
Formspring #20
I HAZ NO IDOLISE SOLT. I HAZ ONLI STAR MARGRAINE EN MANY BILYAR STUCKER. HALPZ?
-BOBO PERSON
You nead 2 pray 2 Jhojhemar Binay poster, I have one u want 2 borow>?
LOL, fuck you. PS: Ang bobo mo.
—HAHAHAHA. =)) WIN. Sorry babaw lang eh. Hello po and sorry sa istorbo.
LOLHAY!
you think you are beter than everyone else here on tumblr. (don’t even act like you don’t because you know you do.) and it irritates the shiznits out of me. k, bye.
oh and [redacted]?! GO TO HELL. all you do is rant about your sorry ass life, go get a real one!
(had to say it here because i know you’ll still post this, well i’m hoping you will. [redacted] is one big whiny pussy.)
Inggit ka lang, aminin.
(Took out the Tumblr username this person whined about in MY Formspring. Maasar ka sana. If you have a problem with her, tell her LOL)
Helloooo, hot ladeeeh~~~
You make me smile because you look like Kristen Bell (harharharhatersgonnahatelol) and you basically win at sarcasm + photography. Woosh.
Oh, and I was going to tell you-whenever I get Hanson playing (whether on purpose or by shuffle) I immediately go “ooh shoot, Helgaaaa”.
LMAO.
Kthxbai :3
!ria/knockyoudown
Mahahaha, thanks, sweetcakes! And awww, I like that part about Hanson. They’re my favorite band ♥♥♥
anong nationality ng boyfriend mo? o baka nasa ibang bansa lang siya? haha wala lang. interesting kayong dalawa. :)
He’s Fil-Am. Born here, grew up (and currently lives) in the US.
your pretty whats your bra size?
32B! But only this year did I start wearing 32Bs. For a decade, I wore 34Bs until the boyfriend told me I feel more like a 32B. He was right :D
Ate Helga, is this the headband you’re looking for? http://sulit.com.ph/1604782 - April
Yup! I want it in gold chain with a yellow ribbon, tho :D
Naka-ilan ka ng boyfran?
Six, not counting all the dudes I dated and slept with for prolonged periods of time (aka pseudo-relationships, parang Tom and Summer lol).
you’re pretty.
Thanks, it’s the only thing I have going for me LOLJK I’M INTALLIGENTZ AND I HAV INNAR BEAUTIE, TEW.
Formspring #19
Is your epilator electric? What brand? Cause mine doesn’t work for me. :\
It isn’t! This is what I have:
It’s called an Epicare stick but mine is the cheapy, Japanese one. I got it off ebay.ph for 200 pesos (or less, I know I paid less than 300 with shipping). Just go to ebay and search for “epicare”. The seller has a Multiply account but I can’t remember. Magichrwand.multiply.com yata.
Where did you get your epilator and what brand? Does it hurt when you use it to remove yer femstache? Pwede rin ba yung sa kelikellers?
There’s a tingly, tickly feeling but it doesn’t hurt. You can’t use it on your kilikilerz lol (check out Lay Bare services for underarm waxing, it’s 150 pesos lang. Or try the Veet wax strips). There are vids on youtube on how to use the Epicare stick.
FormSpring #18
Who introduced you to tumblr and what are you fav tumblr blogs? hihi.
Ooh, I’ve had Tumblr for a while now. Helgaholic.com is my… 6th or 7th Tumblog. I created my first one last year, I think? Mainly a place to post quotes and photos to share with my boyfriend.
I was supposed to write an entry on my main blog listing my fave Tumblogs haha. Here are some:
thechicktionary.com - Lena Chen of sexandtheivy.com. One of the first Tumblogs I started following.
indierawk.tumblr.com - I love his Anatomy of a Hipster entries.
latfh.com - Look At This Fucking Hipster!
hipsterorhooker.com - I obviously have a thing for hipsters lol.
hipsterorgay.tumblr.com
audreyhepburncomplex.tumblr.com - I came across this blog because I kept getting referrals on my Flickr. I wish she’d post more of my photos LOLJK.
copycats.tumblr.com - I love covers!
dudeyoulooklikearapist.tumblr.com
lamerstatus.tumblr.com
mlia.tumblr.com
Err, basically, I like Tumblogs that make fun of people/popular culture.
HELP I’M SO BOBO NA. HRRHRR.
Iodized salt!!!
FormSpring #17
I follow your Tumblelog in spite of being annoyed of you most of the time. Uh, I would have to disagree with you on being a Kristen Bell look-a-like, ‘cause you are so not. I suggest that you lessen posting “glamor” photos of yourself ‘cause it makes you look like a feeler.
Anyway, I think what keeps me holding on to your Tumblelog is that you express yourself straightforwardly. I admire you for that. There you go. ‘Kay, bye!
Bahahaha, tangina mo.
FormSpring #16
i love your humor especially the kalokohan titi posts and rants on bobo people on tumblr. you’re one badass chic. akin ka na lang. jk :)
Ganyan din ako IRL. Wala ako alam na iba sa buhay. JK.
Hai yoh! Pahinge ako ng saging don sa piktur mo, gawin kong crepe. Hrhrhrhrhr.
Brinks, kahit titi-flavored saging, kakain ka (woot)
Magkano na ang isang piling ng saging ngayon? lol
Karrehhhhhhhhh, I denno mahaha. Napitas lang yata ni daddy yung saging tapos dinala dito sa apartment kahit di naman ako kumakain ng bananas. Pang-squatter kasi ang prutas na yan MAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK.
If you took up International Studies majoring in International Politics how did you end up designing websites? :D:D
That’s what happens when parents make their fresh-out-of-highschool kids make their own decisions lol. My dad didn’t want me to go to MC but I insisted cos I wanted something new (going to an all-girls college. Stupid decision, I know). I didn’t know what I wanted to do back then and I decided to take the hardest course MC offered.
I taught myself HTML and created my first webpage when I was 14 (gurlpages.com!), which was when I started blogging, too. I learned CSS and Photoshop on my own and it was always something I enjoyed doing. After college, I joined the call center industry and was stuck there for nearly two years until the boyfriend came along in late 2007 and convinced me to get the fuck out of there.
I spoke to my mom and she agreed to pay for my web design course, as I needed legit credentials (I went to First Academy). I then went AWOL Christmas Eve (I was a rep at PeopleSupport. Bunch of slave drivers, that company). My friend, Peter, helped me get my current job =)
