Sup, I’m Helga. Welcome to my attention span. Web designing and Photoshopping pay the bills. I blog (occasionally) here, too. helgaholic at gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @helgaholic)http://helgaholic.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz63bgdHZ91qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Philosoraptor finger.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/443181664http://helgaholic.com/post/443181664Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:45:16 +0800<p><a href="http://markeee.tumblr.com/post/443149134">markeee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://changreaction.tumblr.com/post/443146598/its-fridaaaaayyy">changreaction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz61ogTUZR1qzd0ye.gif"/></p> <p>Tanzen!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I christen thee FRIDAY HITLER. Thanks for filling in for Friday Gator.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/443151214http://helgaholic.com/post/443151214Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:15:46 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz61tmEqnp1qzjgnio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>More people need to tag Owl City as.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/443148458http://helgaholic.com/post/443148458Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:12:58 +0800<p>inappropriately use “certified.”</p> <p>“I’m a certified brattinella!” <br/>“I’m a certified Cullenista!”<br/>“Joy riding around town is a certified stress buster!”<br/>“I’m a certified ZTARVUCKZ addict!”<br/>“CERTIFIED TUMBLRISTA!”<br/>“#nowplaying .. party in the USA .. grabe .. certified music lover tlga acOh!”<br/>“CERTiFiED JAMMERS ..  .. ai Lhab o10 .. Lhab it ..”<br/>“I am now a now a certified jellybean addict!”</p> <p>O YA? WHERE YO CERTIFICATE AT, NIGGA?</p> <p>An example of the word “certified” used properly:</p> <ul> <li>“THAT WORD IS SO JOLOGS, IT NEEDS A “CERTIFIED” BEFORE IT.”</li> </ul> <p>K.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/443139839http://helgaholic.com/post/443139839Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:04:31 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz60rrFA8t1qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yesterday’s lunch. I smiled when I opened my food container.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/443125762http://helgaholic.com/post/443125762Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:50:15 +0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5xtvKSco1qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IN KALENTONG, MY HOMIEZ CALL ME “JAWZ” OR “JAWLINEZ”. Like Jolen Magdangal, but in English or something.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/443064145http://helgaholic.com/post/443064145Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:46:43 +0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://helgaholic.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/443024614/tumblr_kz5vwtDD0a1qzjgni&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong><big><big><big><big>CAN WE ALL PLEASE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN?</big></big></big></big></strong></p> <p>This Is A Flag. There Is No Wind</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/443024614http://helgaholic.com/post/443024614Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:05:00 +0800audiomusiclos campesinos!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5team64o1qzjgnio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>@canibeyourmemory, @chariotofsparrows, @heartthievery, @kinmaarte</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442970631http://helgaholic.com/post/442970631Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:10:58 +0800<p><a href="http://baddie.tumblr.com/post/442942896/helgaholic-junkyardkid-helgaholic-baddie">baddie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://helgaholic.com/post/442937833/junkyardkid-helgaholic-baddie-and-i-are">helgaholic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://junkyardkid.tumblr.com/post/442934370/helgaholic-baddie-and-i-are-your-co-workers">junkyardkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://helgaholic.com/post/442932366/baddie-and-i-are-your-co-workers-from-hell">helgaholic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>@baddie and I are your co-workers from hell.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>reydejesus</strong> started following you.</p> </blockquote> <p>Gino started it.</p> </blockquote> <p>I was confused! I used the wrong chat window. I was talking to @noisyman. He was asking me kung sino daw idol ko sa office. Tsaka yung pinaka pogi.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5spzNyMD1qzgdox.png"/></p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442954740http://helgaholic.com/post/442954740Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:56:36 +0800<p><a href="http://junkyardkid.tumblr.com/post/442934370/helgaholic-baddie-and-i-are-your-co-workers">junkyardkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://helgaholic.com/post/442932366/baddie-and-i-are-your-co-workers-from-hell">helgaholic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>@baddie and I are your co-workers from hell.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>reydejesus</strong> started following you.</p> </blockquote> <p>Gino started it.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442937833http://helgaholic.com/post/442937833Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:41:45 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyuhszCEWw1qa2fy3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/post/438591676/ari-and-ana-submitted-by-lissa">myparentswereawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ari and Ana</strong></p> <p>Submitted by Lissa</p> </blockquote> <p>I belong in this decade.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442936093http://helgaholic.com/post/442936093Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:40:15 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5rtmMBQY1qzjgnio1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>@baddie and I are your co-workers from hell.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442932366http://helgaholic.com/post/442932366Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:36:00 +0800<a href="http://blog.ditz-revolution.net/2010/03/12/i-have-a-stupid-case-of-fml-this-week/">I have a stupid case of FML this week.</a>: <p>Hmpf.</p> <p>YA, I KNOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT WORSE LIKE OUR BRUVAS AND SISTERS OVER IN CHILE.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442895702http://helgaholic.com/post/442895702Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:07:37 +0800<p>and earn $5 from it.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442851941http://helgaholic.com/post/442851941Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:35:42 +0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5ldvyvqW1qzjgnio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>FUKK MY LIFE, REALLY.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/442726324http://helgaholic.com/post/442726324Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:17:55 +0800Me: Does your gramma have like suitcases lolz<br /> Him: Omgyes like floral shit with wheels<br /> Me: PAHINGI. Big?<br /> Him: No, those rolly ones<br /> Me: Hihihihihi<br /> Him: Panget leche<br /> Me: =(<br /> Him: I been wanting to take them to the phils so i can leave em behind<br /> Me: I want old floral stuff. YES PLZ<br /> Him: But I'd die of shame if I'm seen at the airport wif emhttp://helgaholic.com/post/441524851http://helgaholic.com/post/441524851Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:55:47 +0800boyfriend<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4mkys4K81qzjgnio1_100.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Facebook Pro Tip: If your photos are as tiny as this, don’t bother uploading them.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/441430366http://helgaholic.com/post/441430366Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:46:10 +0800<p>70 this week.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/441408572http://helgaholic.com/post/441408572Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:30:09 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4h5ff61M1qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love discovering new things.</p> <p>A bit disappointed, though, as I was expecting a <i>belly belt</i>. Like, a belly. A baby belly. To wear under your tops. To give the illusion of being pregnant. So I can pretend to be pregnant.</p> <p>I would’ve clicked the BUY IT NOW button so hard, I’d have sprained my wrist.</p> <p>Damnit.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/441272943http://helgaholic.com/post/441272943Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:48:51 +0800<p>GADAMET GADAMET GADAMET GADAMET GADAMET GADAMET</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/441225042http://helgaholic.com/post/441225042Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:10:37 +0800