Sup, I’m Helga. Welcome to my attention span. Web designing and Photoshopping pay the bills. I blog (occasionally) here, too. Music/audio posts are here. helgaholic at gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @helgaholic)http://helgaholic.com/<p>a lulzy photoshoot with @magaritaqueen, @spidermash, and @canibeyourmemory. I should work out now but I’ve already showered and I’m all made up so I guess I’ll just go thrifting today instead of tomorrow.</p> <p>Today’s plans:</p> <ul><li>go thrifting</li> <li>work out (Cardio Power and Resistance)</li> <li>rest and watch Eclipse</li> <li>get ready for X. It’s my friend’s last Friday night in the city before heading home to Cotabato to find Jesus Christ</li> </ul><p>I really hope my brother doesn’t hog the living room when I get home.</p> <p>Day 2 without coffee. I’m dying.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1095961309http://helgaholic.com/post/1095961309Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:22:43 +0800Me: Would you rather go to Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?<br /> Him: Hogwarts, of course<br /> Me: Even in the Harry Potter world, we'd be doing long distance =(http://helgaholic.com/post/1092593969http://helgaholic.com/post/1092593969Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:48:00 +0800boyfriend<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8hqkaKdk61qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So I think I’d rather go to Beauxbatons than Hogwarts.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1092577580http://helgaholic.com/post/1092577580Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:43:22 +0800<p>Still no Cloud 9?</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1092069758http://helgaholic.com/post/1092069758Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:32:05 +0800<ul><li>maybe 2 cups of red rice</li> <li>maybe 1.5 servings of chicken afritada</li> <li><strong>three slices of pizza</strong></li> <li>four bananas</li> </ul><p>Dinner will be:</p> <ul><li>two steamed chicken breasts</li> </ul><p>The question is:</p> <ul><li>can I afford to eat a Cloud 9 bar?</li> </ul>http://helgaholic.com/post/1091984871http://helgaholic.com/post/1091984871Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:09:24 +0800<p>Mahahaha. Now excuse me while I work out. I’ve been sitting here with my shirt rolled up and my left hand pinching my rolls of fat.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1091726286http://helgaholic.com/post/1091726286Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:02:57 +0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8fk57mkO61qb82q8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://-headstrong.tumblr.com/post/1091363484">-headstrong</a>:<a href="http://fuckyeahhamsters.tumblr.com/post/1089713571/those-pixels-3">fuckyeahhamsters</a>:</p> <p>I had a heart attack while playing this game. I was rushed to the hospital, I survived, played some more, grew up, turned into an alcoholic etc.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1091383498http://helgaholic.com/post/1091383498Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:17:00 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8h0kwP7h71qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>God has an AK-47 and a hallowed cloak of invulnerability.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1090756867http://helgaholic.com/post/1090756867Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:22:08 +0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://helgaholic.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/1090724628/tumblr_l8gzx4covv1qzjgni&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Soak It Up, Houses</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1090724628http://helgaholic.com/post/1090724628Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:07:52 +0800audiomusicHouses<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8f8jyaZ0B1qaowhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://epfidemic.tumblr.com/post/1085718032/fuckyeahpinoytumblarista">epfidemic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuckyeahpinoytumblarista</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://fuckyeahpinoytumblarista.tumblr.com/post/1085647419/follow-me-ask-me-random-things">O.</a></p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1090676174http://helgaholic.com/post/1090676174Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:47:00 +0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8frnldRRe1qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes, I just wanna Face To Face Shaun T.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1087002744http://helgaholic.com/post/1087002744Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:11:45 +0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8aox4yEx01qai0ioo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://helgaholic.com/post/1086212167http://helgaholic.com/post/1086212167Wed, 08 Sep 2010 20:11:23 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8ffyrtO4u1qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Luv2diz. It’s, like, 60 pesos and works beautifully.</p> <p>Of course, I bleach my eyebrows so I don’t know how it’ll look on black brows.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1086174514http://helgaholic.com/post/1086174514Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:59:15 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8ffqwOSHl1qzjgnio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, da humanity.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1086159683http://helgaholic.com/post/1086159683Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:54:32 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8ffhxUxXV1qanamco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://suburbandude.tumblr.com/post/1086143424/bieber-haters-attack-lifted-from-here">suburbandude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Bieber haters, ATTACK!!!</strong></p> <p>Lifted <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5632095/">from here</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, the humanity.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1086155872http://helgaholic.com/post/1086155872Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:53:18 +0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8fdc9a4JW1qzjgnio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t believe I spent this much on potato chips, I wanna give myself chlamydia =/</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1086003577http://helgaholic.com/post/1086003577Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:02:33 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8f9c1n95x1qzjgnio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I wanna star in an episode of SOCO.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1085760375http://helgaholic.com/post/1085760375Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:36:01 +0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://helgaholic.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/1085712385/tumblr_l8f8gbE90k1qzjgni&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Motorcyle Drive By, Third Eye Blind</p> <p><em>Careening through the universe</em>.</p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1085712385http://helgaholic.com/post/1085712385Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:16:59 +0800audiomusicThird Eye Blind<a href="http://jezebel.com/5622856/the-10-worst-masturbating-stories-weve-ever-heard#ixzz0yuI5YdUR">On Jezebel: The 10 Worst Masturbation Stories We've Ever Heard</a>http://helgaholic.com/post/1085618978http://helgaholic.com/post/1085618978Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:37:45 +0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8f6dcq6sT1qzjgnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Blogged: <a href="http://blog.ditz-revolution.net/2010/09/08/september-goals/">September Goals</a></p>http://helgaholic.com/post/1085605590http://helgaholic.com/post/1085605590Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:31:59 +0800