I really dislike how people

inappropriately use “certified.”

“I’m a certified brattinella!”
“I’m a certified Cullenista!”
“Joy riding around town is a certified stress buster!”
“I’m a certified ZTARVUCKZ addict!”
“CERTIFIED TUMBLRISTA!”
“#nowplaying .. party in the USA .. grabe .. certified music lover tlga acOh!”
“CERTiFiED JAMMERS ..  .. ai Lhab o10 .. Lhab it ..”
“I am now a now a certified jellybean addict!”

O YA? WHERE YO CERTIFICATE AT, NIGGA?

An example of the word “certified” used properly:

  • “THAT WORD IS SO JOLOGS, IT NEEDS A “CERTIFIED” BEFORE IT.”

K.

March 12, 2010 @ 0704PM
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    Are you serious? CERTIFIED CULLENISTA?! Why do these people exist
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  7. somewherebehindthescenes reblogged this from helgaholic and added:
    I like the idea. this...true. As I was growing up I used to shorten words, use styles
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