Date A Girl Who Doesn’t Write “Date a Girl” Blog Posts
Because you’re never going to be a carefree book-reading world-traveling Neruda-quoting OPM-singlehandedly-reviving jeepney-riding white knight cobbled together from John Green daydreams and a half-remembered minor in French. No matter how many goddamn Godard gifs you reblog, or how many quotes you “Like” while pretending you’ll look up the actual book some day.
Pro-tip, you navel-gazing skim-reading fluff-swilling writers: date whoever the fuck you want to date. And, for the love of Thought Catalog, stop begging the Internet to date you.
