Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video. (via pbump)
TANGINA.
Meh, I need to lose weight. This was over 2 years ago.
I forgot my ATM at home when I went out AND I’M HUNGRY and I am going to be so sad if Jollibee calls me up to say “sry, no credit card, it’s 2am” or “sry, the nearest Jollibee to your dwelling is closed” or “sry, the nearest Jollibee to your place of residence doen’t accept credit cards booyah” but that’s impossible cos I already paid online.
Waiting 4 my phone 2 ring
Anonymous asked: Is LMF house broken? How do you train a cat where to poo and pee? Thanks!
*not LMF, obvi
Her first few days here, she pooped inside the bathroom. NASTY. I didn’t have time to go get her a litter box and cat litter so I took an old shoebox (da big kind u get when u buy boots) and shredded a few pages from an old newspaper. She pooped in there. Then I went and bought her her gear.
(Currently using non-clumping litter cos her wound hasn’t healed yet.)
Bibiket has pooped outside her litter box thrice since March. Once in her play box (OMGGGGGG) (it had shredded crepe paper in it because that’s her favorite ~toy), once right beside her litter box because I didn’t notice the litter was soaking wet, and once on A FUCKEN GARBAGE BAG THAT WASN’T EVEN FULL YET.
Cats r smart & EZ.
