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inappropriately use “certified.”
“I’m a certified brattinella!”
“I’m a certified Cullenista!”
“Joy riding around town is a certified stress buster!”
“I’m a certified ZTARVUCKZ addict!”
“CERTIFIED TUMBLRISTA!”
“#nowplaying .. party in the USA .. grabe .. certified music lover tlga acOh!”
“CERTiFiED JAMMERS .. .. ai Lhab o10 .. Lhab it ..”
“I am now a now a certified jellybean addict!”
O YA? WHERE YO CERTIFICATE AT, NIGGA?
An example of the word “certified” used properly:
K.
Yesterday’s lunch. I smiled when I opened my food container.
IN KALENTONG, MY HOMIEZ CALL ME “JAWZ” OR “JAWLINEZ”. Like Jolen Magdangal, but in English or something.
CAN WE ALL PLEASE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN?
This Is A Flag. There Is No Wind
@baddie and I are your co-workers from hell.
reydejesus started following you.
Gino started it.
I was confused! I used the wrong chat window. I was talking to @noisyman. He was asking me kung sino daw idol ko sa office. Tsaka yung pinaka pogi.

@baddie and I are your co-workers from hell.
reydejesus started following you.
Gino started it.